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How Taiwanese am I?

How Taiwanese am I?


After 14 (steady) years in Taiwan, how Taiwanese am I?

  1. Can converse Mandarin (positively important for survival particularly when you do not reside in Taipei)
  2. All the time say Sorry, Excuse Me, and Thank You (though I do not imply it. It is turn into a behavior)
  3. Use chopsticks to eat (every thing, even burgers, crisps, biscuits, and something at any time when I do not need my fingers soiled)
  4. Preserve silent contained in the elevator (much less attraction potential. It is uncomfortable when somebody eavesdrops or begins asking primary 5W1H questions on your being in Taiwan)
  5. Queue queue queue (wherever there’s a queue, there’s good things)
  6. Keep away from eye contact (as a result of that makes your listener uncomfortable)
  7. Have mastered the humanities of swearing in Mandarin and Taiwanese (do not mess with me)
  8. Do not react to the smelly scent from tofu distributors or the loud Beethoven’s Für Elise melody that anyone on this world thought coming from an ice-cream truck
  9. Eyes on the menu on the wall upon coming into the breakfast eating places. Skip the small speak.
  10. Look ahead to my neighbours to enter the elevator earlier than I step out from my door so they will not look forward to me (as a result of the widespread anticipated response by the one ready for you is to listen to you say Sorry or Thanks and really feel sorry for making them look forward to you)
  11. Can not and do not wish to eat as a lot chilli as earlier than (Indonesian have a loopy excessive tolerance to spicy meals)
  12. Carry my very own plastic luggage when procuring (as a result of plastic luggage are usually not free)
  13. Enthusiastically look forward to the No Work/ Examine discover at any time when the hurricane comes (as a result of who would not desire a break day)
  14. Will not panic or run out of the room when the earthquake occurs (as a result of it is simply one other earthquake as regular)
  15. Clear the desk on my own after consuming in a restaurant (as a result of that is the rule at some eating places, together with quick meals eating places)
  16. within the indigenous languages (as a result of I discover Austronesian languages spoken in a predominantly Mandarin-speaking society very fascinating)
  17. Can eat totally different sorts of Southeast Asian meals on daily basis (as a result of the eating places are in every single place particularly close by practice stations)
  18. Karaoke is not only a passion, it is a ability (folks battle for the mic, you gotta choose your songs rapidly otherwise you’ll be the final on the record)
  19. By no means say “Good to fulfill you/ hen gaoxing renshi ni” to a brand new acquaintance (as a result of the native audio system do not comply with the ebook rule)
  20. To be continued…